For those needing pointers to better understand the twists and turns of DCK’s mind, the following items are in whole or in part the underlying themes behind all Getting DCK for Dummies tips, posts, blogs, blatant innuendo, and/or any what-the hell-is-DCK-talking-about innuendo.





DCK is:

a) A great catch (even though she would recommend “having been caught” to be last gerund or dangling participle you ever use to describe her).

b) Strong enough to never hurt you.

c) Smart enough to know that you do it to yourself.

d) Clever enough to point it out it a way you’ll understand (but)

e) Never above laughing at your sorry ass (until you do)

Furthermore she:

f) LOVES making you sweat

g) In a good way (or)

h) In a bad way

i) (because) see (c)

So if you don’t’ listen to:

j) The things she says

k) The things she doesn’t say (and/or)

l) Any of (a) through (i)

Then you are:

m) Fucked

n) Figuratively—not literally (not by DCK anyway. Well not but maybe once. Twice. Tops…)